October have recently been commended by the Treasury, for minimising the adverse balance of payment deficit usually associated with chilly weather.
The continued availablity of their Polar Hat, in white, khaki, black and navy, is estimated to have enabled an additional 16% of otherwise very cold commuters to make it into work this week. Particularly at risk were workers with large heads and no hair, especially in the North East, where a T-shirt is considered an arctic perfomance life saver.
Dr Albert Hacket, on secondment from the University of Michigan, and at present in the October R&D department said, ‘This super warm quilted aviator style hat, is crafted from nylon supplex with a stainproof Teflon surface. It has been tested out of a van window at over 90 miles an hour into horizontal snow for two hours. If you can’t make it into work in one of these hats, you are without doubt a steaming great Nancy’
The Doctor’s words not ours, but all the same, flaps down and chocs away!
